1. wo-nderland:

    do people actually like coconut water or do they just pretend

    (via brit-in-plaid)

     

  2. meladoodle:

    id rather fall in lava than fall in love

    (via orgasm)

     

  3. rivalstruck:

    soulsneasel:

    why are bras called bras

    battle ready armor

    (via brit-in-plaid)

     

  4. 'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right

    (Source: nosherlock, via brit-in-plaid)

     
  5. (via orgasm)

     

  6. takemeback-:

    How to have sex: First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times. One, two three. Then pelvic thrust. Whooooooo, whooooooo. Stop on your right foot, don’t forget it! Now it’s time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, then this, then that, then this and that, and then…

    (via brit-in-plaid)

     

  7. ameliacarina:

    how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep

    (via brit-in-plaid)

     

  8. sorry:

    I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

    (Source: sorry, via brit-in-plaid)

     
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  10. urbancatfitters:

    idk what i’m doing w/ my life but i know i’m doing it wrong

    (via orgasm)